Blurb!

I am a man of few words, though many may beg to differ *looks insulted and proceeds to juggle two mandarins*, and prefer instead to pay attention to others' blah-blahs, rants, as well as those morsels of information that I would have been better off not knowing.

"I wonder why Mr So and So isn't VP already."
- quote Daryl

"Because he's a man."
- quote Me

Do take that as a compliment.

Then again, didn't we already know that our *ahem ahem!* was a married man with a wife and children. this is not based on the assumption that he is straight. and any other twisted fantasies you have about him are purely YOUR IMAGINATION. PERVERTS!

Don't you go jumping to conclusions now (yeah i know, more irony coming your way on a silver platter. wait, that's irony as well), I am simply feeling much more perky than this afternoon during Nai ma and Daryl's mahjong session with me at my house. even though I won thrice. and finished all the peanut thingys my grandma made. pong!

Torture methods on unsavoury characters in school are the talk these days, with peeps like Gen Huong suggesting moste gross mutilations and then complaining that he felt supremely irritated at the fact that these were highly uncarryoutable. Oh come on, how difficult is it to find red ants, honey and access to FJH's genitals? oh and not to mention that Daniel was frisking with that treacherous snake and getting all giggly and stuff. must be one of those 'cool' things that they do huh?

"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting."
- quote Fran Lebowitz, quotationspage.com


So wait on then. Life doesn't last forever.